Hello! [Chapter 1: Hello)

"Hello!"
Light novel by Me ((Crysipher dae Godjiros))

[Chapter 1; Hello)
C - Hello John!
J - H-hiii... Claire..!
Claire greeted John as soon as she entered the school door, she raised her hand and waved to John when she was about 3 meters in distance. John got his hand up after she had gone two steps and closed up their distance to 2 meters. But John... John didn't know how to greet her properly when she closed in on those 3 meters and walked right by him! Their clothes touched as She walks right by him, still waving. So Claire happened to wave right in front of John's face. (John: why are you still so close to me? -.-).

But what she really wanted to do was shake hands, or hug him and say hello. But she never saw John open up for such a situtation! John wanted to make a proper hello like that to, but he don't want to.. do it like that...!! !! Eww!

Germs, germs and other germs. He'd much rather just greet her by saying "Oh hai-o! Goshamashtes!!" or whatever they say in those animes... Was it Gosaimastes? Hmm that does not matter for "anime noob" John now. He turns around to walk alongside Claire to the classroom. But before he has time to take a step, her girlfriends (girl classmates) rush up to her, doing the bro fist and stuff. John is appauled! He drops to the ground in surprise of how they can do that everyday.

...Yes, this happens John alot. He sees people greet and wonders, how can they do it like that? Is it not much smarter to just bow down your head and keep your mouth face the ground, rise your eyes to look at eachother and... Say hello? It would eliminate the risk of spreading mouth germs to eachother. Or even better, tilt your head to the side, look at eachother with your eyes and say hello. If you do it seperate directions when you open your mouths there is less risk of those germs mixing in the air, and give rise to contamination.

Curil, Johns classmate, knows how John is. He has taken notice of it without having talked to John about it. Curil covers his hands with napkins and pulls John up to a chair so he won't get trampled in the school entrance as he lay there passed out. Shortly after Curil left, he wakes up.

"Narrator" - (talking to you) Ahh yes "John Sir. Marquer" is a funny guy in that way. He thinks alot about such things.

J - *looks at you out of screen(imagine this was an anime / cartoon)* Hey i'm not funny! This is my latest discovery! I'm a student in Harvard you know! Don't take my work lightly! ! *mad*

"Narrator" - Ehemm, you can hear me? However i am not where you are looking, that's the audiences position.

*SMASH* YOUR TV BROKE.

J - OH NOES, GERMS FROM AN ANOTHER DIMENSION!!!